Issue #193 / April 2022

If you were an animal, what do you think you would be and what would you like to be? I would probably be a sloth and would like to be a tortoise.


Dear Steven,

I think I would like to remain the animal I already am. I very much like being human. Humans are awesome. The best part of being a human is we can tell jokes. As chance would have it, I happen to have one about a sloth and a tortoise. Here goes.

A tortoise mugged a sloth. The sloth goes to the police station and reports the crime. The police officer says, ‘Can you identify your attacker?’ The sloth says, ‘No, it all happened too fast.’

Love, Nick


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